geography
two blondes living in oklahoma sitting on bench talking, , one
blonde says other, "which think farther away, florida or
the moon?"
the other blonde turns , says, "helloooooooooo, can see florida?huh"
speeding ticket
a police officer stops blonde speeding , asked nicely if he
could see license. replied in huff, "i wish guys get
your act together. yesterday take away license , today
you expect me show you!"
river walk
there's blonde out walk. comes river , sees another
blonde on opposite bank. "yoo-hoo!" shouts. "how can the
other side?"
the second blonde looks river down river , shouts back,
"you on other side."
knitting
a highway patrolman pulled alongside speeding car on freeway. glancing
at car, astounded see blonde behind wheel was
knitting! realizing oblivious flashing lights , siren,
the trooper cranked down window, turned on bullhorn , yelled,
"pull over!"
"no!" blonde yelled back. "it's scarf!"
blonde on sun
a russian, american, , blonde talking 1 day. russian said,
"we first in space!"
the american said, "we first on moon!!!"
the blonde said, "so what? we're going first on sun!"
the russian , american looked @ each other , shook heads.
"you can't land on sun, idiot! you'll burn up!" said russian.
to blonde replied, "we're not stupid, know. we're going at
night!"
in vacuum
a blonde playing trivial pursuit 1 night. turn. rolled
the dice , landed on science & nature. question was, "if are
in vacuum , calls name, can hear it?"
she thought time , asked, "is on or off?"
finally, blonde joke end blonde jokes!
a girl visiting blonde friend, had acquired 2 new dogs, and
asked names were. blonde responded saying 1 was
named rolex , 1 named timex. friend said, "whoever heard of
someone naming dogs that?"
"hellllllllooo," answered blonde. "they're watch dogs!"
two blondes living in oklahoma sitting on bench talking, , one
blonde says other, "which think farther away, florida or
the moon?"
the other blonde turns , says, "helloooooooooo, can see florida?huh"
speeding ticket
a police officer stops blonde speeding , asked nicely if he
could see license. replied in huff, "i wish guys get
your act together. yesterday take away license , today
you expect me show you!"
river walk
there's blonde out walk. comes river , sees another
blonde on opposite bank. "yoo-hoo!" shouts. "how can the
other side?"
the second blonde looks river down river , shouts back,
"you on other side."
knitting
a highway patrolman pulled alongside speeding car on freeway. glancing
at car, astounded see blonde behind wheel was
knitting! realizing oblivious flashing lights , siren,
the trooper cranked down window, turned on bullhorn , yelled,
"pull over!"
"no!" blonde yelled back. "it's scarf!"
blonde on sun
a russian, american, , blonde talking 1 day. russian said,
"we first in space!"
the american said, "we first on moon!!!"
the blonde said, "so what? we're going first on sun!"
the russian , american looked @ each other , shook heads.
"you can't land on sun, idiot! you'll burn up!" said russian.
to blonde replied, "we're not stupid, know. we're going at
night!"
in vacuum
a blonde playing trivial pursuit 1 night. turn. rolled
the dice , landed on science & nature. question was, "if are
in vacuum , calls name, can hear it?"
she thought time , asked, "is on or off?"
finally, blonde joke end blonde jokes!
a girl visiting blonde friend, had acquired 2 new dogs, and
asked names were. blonde responded saying 1 was
named rolex , 1 named timex. friend said, "whoever heard of
someone naming dogs that?"
"hellllllllooo," answered blonde. "they're watch dogs!"
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